Further Research

Turns out that Mr. Billy Bob Neck is indeed a satire. After watching a few more painfully realistic videos, I did the obvious and simply typed his name into Google. His real name is Paul Day, and has been playing the part since 2004, after being asked to join a comedy fundraiser to garner money for John Kerry's presidential bid.

I have to admit, this guy is die-hard accurate and a brilliant satirist. He truly had me convinced with the video I posted earlier.

Good on ye, mate.

I'm Convinced

Soccer starts with an S. So does Satan. It's all so clear, now.

Fave quote (3:19) - "Look at all you-Hugo...Chavez. Soccer!" I've never thought of it that way before!

I'm not even going to get into the whole political side to this video. It's just too ridiculous.

Wonderful Reaction to the England vs USA Game

One of the best reactions I've ever seen.

Thank you, OMG Cat, thank you.

The Vuvuzela Game

90 seconds.

Turn the volume all the way up and have fun!

World Cup Updates

So, been watching the World Cup? I have. Up to this point, South Africa and Nigeria have kept on with ties (though destroying my bets), and America tied as well, meaning they have a fabulous chance at keeping on in the tourney.

The USA / England game was exciting throughout, with England scoring in the 4th minute, thanks to poor defense not helping Howard. However, 40th minute we get Dempsey's miracle kick. It should have not gone in; even a schoolboy player could have stopped that kick. Regardless, it equalised the match and here we are, 1-1.

Altidore had a great chance of putting America in the for win, but England showed up and taught us what defense is.

Oh well, more games to come!

P.S. - Thank you, South Korea! Thank you!

P.P.S - What the hell is this thing? Zakumi the Mascot? Really? An anime leopard.

This is What Karma Does to Bad People

If you are a mean person, you will be reincarnated as a toad. And promptly mouth-raped by a chimp.

I think I'm going to donate all of my money now.

Want. Now.

Behold! The latest in stealth technology! The shrubbery kart!

So THAT'S How You Do It...

Ladies and Gentlemen, How to Boil Water:

I still think I'm missing a step somewhere...

(Courtesy: Cynical-C)

Lookin' for a partner

I'm just a dancer, but not to the degree this pro is a dancer:

(Courtesy: Dancing Alone to Pony)

A Movie Review: Dog Gone

Folks, take a long, hard look at this movie poster.

What you see before you is one of the most boring, ill-conceived, ill-executed, too-stupid-to-even-be-kid-friendly movies I have ever had the displeasure of sitting through. And I did this for you, my friends.

Imagine a lovely forest scene, as we first come across a bee's nest, obviously housed by bees as we are greeted with a fleet of the little CG bastards.

Those first three paragraphs were written this morning, after I had finished the movie. Right after I had finished it.

I quickly became too angry to write anymore, and...many hours later, I am still too angry to do a proper review of this film. This film does not deserve a proper review. What it DOES deserve is to be placed on its knees, pistol to the back of the skull, and executed. I find myself wishing that I could have sat through Paul Blart again, instead. I don't even know if I did a review of that movie anymore, but I would gladly go over why I hated it over this film.

Fuck you, dog. Fuck you French Stewart. Fuck you movie. I hate you. I hate you and your stupid, CG animals. Your stupid stupidness.

I hate you.