Well, well, well...

It seems that my laptop has decided to eat itself whole again, so I am waiting for a good buddy to send over his restore discs to help me out.

Hooray friends!

Because I Love You

...and also because we all love balloons.

Japanese Method of Animal Transfer

I love you, Japan.



Who's hungry?

Arizona, Arizona, Arizona

I see that this lovely state we have here, called Arizona, has finally and fully lost its gorramn mind.

I'm not even going to post anything else about it, because it's so damned stupid.

Just thought I'd say.

So I did.

Arizona.

I Once Was Lost, But Now Found My Way Back, Bitches

I've been gone for a while due to serious virus issues on this laptop. They're still lurking about, but I don't care anymore.

I've been healed by the miracle that is the Holy Ghost Hokey Pokey.



Bless you, crazy-as-shit holy folk. You've made my day with this wonderful dance.

Come on! Release your glory!

(Courtesy of Cynical-C)

The South Shall Ruin Itself Again

So, apparently there are still places where segregation of schools is still an issue.

Places like Walthall County, Mississippi.

Apparently the county school board still allowed for white students to transfer from Tylertown schools to a predominantly white system 10 miles away, leaving the close-at-home schools to the African population.

Reading that, you would expect this to be a post sent from the 1950's, but believe you me, almost 60 years after Brown vs Board of Education there are still school systems that see nothing wrong with this. And yes, this is taking place in the South.

And people really still wonder why racial tension still exists?

More Japan Goodness

One reason I love Japan is because of the extreme transitions between cultural heritage and a drive for modernity. It amazes me that a nation can still blend such two distinctly differing worlds together. It provides the country with a beautiful backdrop -- like some nouveau painting with splashes of color to accentuate particular corners, Japan can be an endless landscape of pagodas and shrines accented by business towers and airliners.

...And then there's this:

Osaka, Japan. One of the friendliest places in the nation, if not the world. Studies have shown Osaka to be the nicest place ever. These studies have not just been made up on the spot to verify what I say. This video should be proof alone. Where else could you go "bang!" in public and not get tackled and hauled away by some form of Homeland Security? I don't care to find out.

White Trash, er, Juggalos Believe in Miracles

So, apparently the Insane Clown Posse still exists, and have a new single.

Maybe you should give this album a lookie-look, Nick.

So, apparently, "fuckin' rainbows", and magnets are miracles. That's good to know, ICP.

I do enjoy the juggalo butterfly, and the fact that Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope fly into (and blow up) the Sun, surely another miracle in the making. Certainly a wtf for the ages.

Angry Aussies are Angry

This is Angry Aussie. He is an angry Aussie.

He is also funny as hell. Here he is, though, just being angry about critics of the upcoming film Kick-Ass, and rightfully so. The Australian version of the MPAA is even dumber and more worthless than our own.

Also, here is the article, which he links to in his description of the clip. You get to hear complaints from talking-head psychologists that really are speaking nothings.

If you don't want your child "ruined" by violence, don't take them to the movie, which is obviously geared toward adults. Also, try responsible parenting. The children with a history of violence are also children with a history of shitty parenting.

God Bless You, Germany

Come for Vivaldi, stay for the mad man climbing a tower in an excavator, for no reason whatsoever.

Bonus: A German Willy Wonka hosts.